The Rise and Fall of Max Carter
So today I gets a text from Doug asking me if I want to go to nando's then the Odeon to see Kick-Ass. We ended up missing the 2.15pm showing due to Doug and his terrible sense of direction and the fact Nando's was busy due to it being a bank holiday today. Instead we went bowling for 2 games of the most epic bowling EVER. The first round was Showery (Me), Thunder B (Doug) Treacle (Mouse) Max Carter (Dougie) and Gilmartinez (Stu) In which I came 5th and Stu one over all. Max Carter came last with his inability to bowl so then we changed the names so I was Teapot, Doug was Riding Hard, Dougie was Hud McGear (his Defenestrator Roadie name) Mouse was The Wish and Stu adopted the persona of Max Carter in which he was cursed with several gutter balls (as was Dougie in round 1) but then went on to win overall! Beers On!
The most epic part of bowling though was when the middle-aged man in the lane next to us managed to slip and lob the ball in the air and fall on his ass! The ball actually cleared the ENTIRE lane and landed in the gutter next to the pins! If a camera had been pointed at him it would have been a youtube sensation! Priceless moment!
After having to nip to Sky to run mum home from work we went to the 6pm showing of Kick-Ass, a film which I thoroughly recommend as it has action and comedy and an ace story line and a 10 year old girl who slaughters loads of folk and uses the word "cunt" like someone twice her age.
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